February 2012
and i'm all out of requests again
i really can’t be fucked drawing a TB rave party sorry mimi (maybe another time)
fantroll requests are tentatively still open but i can’t guarantee they’ll be done quickly
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theworstskype asked you: 2012-02-29 20:40
Birthday troll as Godot, this needs to happen (that and I have no other trolls..)
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my friends think so highly of me
Samsa: I was drunk, in a dress, and surrounded by nearly naked people on my 21st
Tess: so normal day, then?
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derektherobot asked you: 2012-02-29 20:19
I am assuming it’s too late to request a mini condy?
mmmyes i like minicondy
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theworstskype asked you: 2012-02-29 10:53
Ishaza as Edgeworth, if this is a incorrect command I demand more terrorhornsjeff
i accepted this one but come on this wasn’t supposed to be about me drawing my own trolls over and over, i can do that any time
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Anonymous asked: Julius becomes swayed by the Mani Mani and Jeff is now in Moonside. He ends up breaking everything around him only to realize he was on a magic cake hallucination and he ended up wrecking Julius' stuff
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Anonymous asked: Jeff ate magic cake, now he's assuming Julius is a lamp, what will you do?
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lucesdraconis asked you: 2012-02-29 10:45
are requests still open… can I still ask for my troll roshan… (add /tagged/roshan-vangal or /post/9402484156 to the end of my url for refs)
i hadn’t forgotten!! i just… am slow tonight
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Anonymous asked: Jeff smells like fly honey
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sporkaganza asked: I feel I should point out that "Magnes" is also good last name for a troll who wants to become empress. It echoes "magna", i.e. "great".
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a big dumb waste of time text post TAKE TWO
DON’T HATE ME THIS TIME READMORE
been thinking about fantrolls a lot again today (instead of drawing them like i should be oops) so i figured i’d jot down some details about what inspired the development of mine and their history and meanings behind stuff, partly for your benefit and partly because i know i’ll forget them myself eventually (not like anyone will read this anyway)...
DAMMIT READMORE
WHY WOULD YOU NOT WORK
OKAY TRYING AGAIN
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toripocalypse asked: OKAY TESS I ADMIT IT BUZZES ARE REALLY REALLY REALLY CUTE the more I look at Orumu, the cuter he gets, even if he looks like a dumb moron face with the customization I gave him
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aceyweepingalonewithsolara asked you: 2012-02-28 09:54
draw troll linnell and troll flansburgh
the no further requests of troll versions of existing people/characters still applies, i just did this one because it’s been in my inbox since yesterday
whoops these were poorly thought out and...
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tangobullets replied to your post: tangobullets replied to your photo: OH MY GOD…
yes I got you a cake son, pick any cake from here terriblesuperherocakes….
i can’t even choose
they’re all perfect
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tangobullets replied to your photo: OH MY GOD KAT
SORRY I HAVEN’T HARASSED YOU IN A WHILEEEEE. I miss u how’ve you been
hiiiii i’m doing okay things have been okay mostly
i go back to uni soon but that’s okay because my birthday comes first woooo party
did you get me a cake, mum
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injuryman asked: What, do they not have troll dolls in Australia?
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injuryman asked: I request a troll doll.
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sporkaganza replied to your post: sporkaganza replied to your post: sporkaganza…
no seriously i am going to link you to it right now. i don’t care if you like them or not, READ THIS ONE. mspfanventures.com/?s=2…
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
maybe later i have shit to draw
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sporkaganza replied to your post: sporkaganza replied to your post: Jeff troll lol…
Go read that fan adventure like right now. I can’t even tell you how awesome it is.
eh, i don’t have much interest in fan adventures
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sporkaganza replied to your post: Jeff troll
lol would characters from “be the seadweller lowblood” count as fantrolls? they’re not even bloodswapped technically
i’m not very familiar with be the seadweller lowblood but i’m gonna say that bloodswaps and stuff are fine
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theworstskype asked: Jeff troll
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derektherobot asked you: 2012-02-28 09:53
Minifang? :3
better late to the party than never
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etherealisagoodword replied to your post: i will get to the rest of my troll requests…
TB troll party. Make it a rave party and make everyone actually happy and friendly. Blaidd optional. d:
fairly sure everyone in tinybent would be the worst party guest
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theworstskype replied to your post: i will get to the rest of my troll requests…
So he crashes parties? sounds like my kinda guy. He being added to the fantroll ask thing?
he will be eventually, yes
i will get to the rest of my troll requests shortly! there aren’t many more so you guys should totally give me some requests, because i like fantrolls
(although please limit your requests to actual fantrolls and not just “[character/person] as a troll” from now on, those aren’t as fun)
until then, a bit more about caleva:
- he enjoys music, and plays a few instruments...
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does anyone know any cool ghosts/spirits from folklore and such that i could base this troll dude on?
also i think i’m gonna go with teal blood
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blindscience replied to your post: no no no no tess no don’t make another fantroll…
do it do it do it
your question was to blame, i hope you’re proud of yourself
i’m thinking something like a troll obsessed with ghosts and the paranormal. not sure what colour blood he is yet, looking at the gaps in my hemospectrum i’m thinking either a greenblood or something in the...
no no no no tess no don’t make another fantroll don’t do it don’t do it don’t
do
it
no
stop
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Anonymous asked you: 2012-02-28 09:51
You should draw happy Ishaza give it will never occur otherwise
yeah no sorry ishaza i can’t let you do that ever again
you’re banned from smiling
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sporkaganza asked: OMG YOU SHIP JANE/ROXY TOO i love that ship sooooooo muchchhchchchchchchchchc. but boo no one seems to ship jade<3karkat but me. (also equius<>nepeta but you have to be a moron to not ship that)
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megidovania asked: List all your HS ships? (This is a question because it has a question mark at the end I guess.)
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theworstskype asked: It's not as funny if you dont play it in the dark :C
guess i'm out of questions!
thank you for entertaining me guys, i love you all <3
feel free to send me more though if you want to, i mean i’m not gonna stop you or anything and i’d be happy to answer
also for anyone in the future reading this you can go ahead and savior the “tess answers” tag if you don’t want a flood of me talking all over your dash
also also i might work on the rest of...
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theworstskype asked: You have no idea, for full effect, play in the dark and be talking to someone
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theworstskype asked: Essentially, add exploring, add no weapons, add hideous terrifying monsters and add insanity and you got amnesia
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blindscience asked: You like ghosts, you like fantrolls, but the two have not been combined yet to my knowledge! Any particular reason for it, or have you just not struck on anything you like there?
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theworstskype asked: While it's not as delightful as Wrench Quest would be, I also highly suggest Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Nuff said
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derektherobot asked: Okay yeah it's an air dome. No merpeople. Sad enough though that would be amaz- Right right stop with the water fangirling. Anyway, you're given a variety of weapons to fight off the other guys Including the ability to hit them with fire and electricity as well as telekinesis, but I played through the entire game using my trusty wrench. I called it wrench quest. It made the game 10 times...
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theworstskype asked: Rapture, as you said it, is a big air dome that Andrew Ryan built since he thought he was better then people. Revolution had its course, wrecked it the fuck up and now the remaining inhabitants are pretty much batshit. Oh and giants with drills for hands are there
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theworstskype asked: It has hats, characters, hats, guns and did I mention HATS.
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derektherobot asked: You are the survivor of a plane crash who stumbles upon an underwater city built in secret, that has fallen due to a civil war, now the former inhabitants are all stalking you and trying to kill you, and you just want to escape. Did I mention that it's all underwater? Because it's all underwater.
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theworstskype asked: Have you considered Hat Fortress 2?
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derektherobot asked: Oh right, weren't you interested in Bioshock at one point? I know Tori, Taurus and I have given the thumbs up.